At this point there should just a a bot that posts the billy madison points gif automatically whenever either of those two chuckfucks is mentioned.
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So can I sue my parents for circumcision now? Or rather sue the U.S. government for allowing genital mutilation to children. The rate for adult males in the U.S. is around 80% of the population, and new borns is declining quickly. About 100 million men.
Let's say we sue for $100,000 a piece, which I would consider a low settlement for a government allowing mutilation of its population. What's that.. $10 trillion dollars or so?
I figure they would claim the department of health isn't a basis for legitimate information to warrant a legal case.
Once again medical access
Someone needs to sit rfk jr down and explain freshman level science to him. Just the scientific process and learning that correlation does not imply causation would do wonders.
They want to diagnose women who take Tylenol while pregnant with TDS. Previously RFK Jr said he wanted to put people with mental illness - which he claims TDS is - in camps.
They want to build camps of pregnant liberal women. Do you think they will let them keep their babies? I doubt it.
the same people believe tylenol=autism, also would believe flouride is poisonous to adults, if they use toothpaste with flouride(its only ever found that children who has consumed toothpaste/high concentrations, have flourosis). they would also believe things like "morgellans and chronic lyme", the latter is made up by 2 different midwestern white moms with no science degrees, and you wonder why most of the believer are of that demographic.