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A third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s plan (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I find it a bit heartening that the number is that low.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Hopefully, they start buying land and building a compound in French Guyana.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Which god ? Because some seem more likely ...

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are Christians so anti-Christ's teachings?

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[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

Look at that, right on track with the Hopeless Dipshit Constant(TM) of 33%.

[–] JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Maybe they're right. Steve Carell once took action to protect the future from God's plan. Maybe we do too.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Something something false idol

I hold no warmth for organised religion and believe it to be an accelerating net negative to society for at least the past 5 or 6 centuries, probably further.

With that said, these people aren't Christians, they haven't even successfully learned the most basic lessons of their book. They're just a hateful cult appropriating some culture that's got nothing to do with them.

If there are any actual Christians left out there that actually read the fucking bible, they should be (according to the book itself, as far as I can tell) vehemently denouncing this behaviour as loudly as they can ad nauseum. Reminding all their Christian friends this behaviour is the ticket to eternal damnation, etc.

Why isn't this happening?

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

gods plan, he ultimately smites everyone in the end, or sends down his ANGELS to smite everyone.

[–] gary@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago

god's plan for the apocalypse maybe lol

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