this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2025
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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Is that an effect of sucking trump's tiny cock?

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

2025? This doesn't even get him into the current millennium.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

He’s only 60 pounds when he’s wet and wearin' boots.

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Grooming = bad.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world -2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Good. Let the love flow through you. Give in to the light.

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