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The FBI’s domestic terrorism watchlist is set to double in the coming months, according to journalist Ken Klippenstein, who has been reporting on President Trump’s National Security Presidential Memorandum titled “Countering Domestic Terrorism and Organized Political Violence,” also known as NSPM-7. The memo identifies potential domestic terrorists as someone expressing “anti-Christian,” “anti-capitalism” or “anti-American” views. Democratic Congressmember Ro Khanna responded on X, writing, “Trump’s NSPM-7 represses freedom of speech & association, investigating any organization with 'anti-capitalism' or 'anti-American' views. I ran a primary in 2003 against the Patriot Act and war in Iraq. NSPM-7 is a greater infringement on freedoms than the Patriot Act.”

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[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

We’ve reached the point in this shitshow of a timeline where being anti-fascist is anti-American.

Let that sink it, and the let that illustrate how America can never be what it was, or was ever supposed to be.

If you’re able to leave, I’d advise you to leave. And soon. It’s going to get SO much worse.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

you're just catching up... being antifascist has always been anti-American in the rest of the world.

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Unwilling to fight for their rights and country.. all they could do was run away or give in.

They were American, after all.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 20 points 6 days ago

ahh yes "freedom"

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Non American here and correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the reason the 2nd amendment is for? I mean the goverment overstepping their power?

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is no amendment for courage though.

Americans will roll over and expose their bloated belly like they always do.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Lots of tough talk from the other side of the Atlantic when you know damn well you wouldn't go shooting at politicians or whatever dumb and suicidal thing you seem to be advocating that we do.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

Ahhh, the land of the free!

[–] 4grams@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Whelp, guess I’m now waiting for a call from my dad where he calls me a terrorist.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 224 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Atheists are now terrorists

Man, every day I commit another crime I didn't know I was committing

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They use to use "Godless" as a slur. I guess they can't anymore because they also want to punish people who don't believe in a god the same way they do.

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[–] tawsi@sopuli.xyz 169 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] archonet@lemy.lol 86 points 1 week ago

shoe's on the other foot now, I guess

The fact that NSPM-7 wasn’t THE headline since it was signed on September 25th is an utterly damning indictment of our media and what they focus on. There have been a multitude of things since then that are also utterly damning indictments of our media, but NSPM-7 was like, the whole fucking game. It’s saying “I’m gonna paint with a broad brush and tell the FBI and other DHS orgs and internal security bullshit to surveil and persecute people I don’t like, and whose ideas I don’t like”.

So much for keeping the republic.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 week ago

Yay, freedom of religion and speech! /s

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 73 points 1 week ago

This is from the dictators handbook. Make everyone guilty so you can pick up anyone you like, whenever you like.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The memo identifies potential domestic terrorists as someone expressing “anti-Christian,” “anti-capitalism” or “anti-American” views.

Fuck Jesus. Fuck working 60 hours a week for minimum wage. The USA can eat my asshole.

Come get me, bitch.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

On what fucking grounds? I love how in america today nothing has to make sense and no one even feels the need to argue in favor of nonsensical views. They just state them as fact and get emotional about them if challenged.

It's "terrorism" to wish for a better society if that view of society conflicts with the current economic system. What a fucked up joke of a world. I guess this is an accidental admission that we're an oligarchy, since you're seen as an existential threat if your views would make the 1% less rich.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Come and get me Big Brother lmao

Fuck capitalism, fuck the government, and fuck Donald Trump.

I'll scream for guillotines and billionaire cuisine through my dying breath.

[–] brachiosaurus@mander.xyz 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fuck capitalism, fuck the government, and fuck Donald Trump.

Fuck capitalism, fuck the government, and fuck Donald Trump.

[–] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Fuck capitalism, fuck the government, and fuck Donald Trump.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Hell yeah! ✊

[–] hcf@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh, thought crimes. Neato.

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 52 points 1 week ago

They are scared of so many things, goddammit...

[–] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Capitalism is evil and this government should be disbanded and everyone running it should be in prison at minimum.

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[–] rozodru@pie.andmc.ca 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've seen this episode before

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Well then, can you please tell us the run time of this episode? It would be nice to know how long it will last.

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, antifascist, anticapitalist, anti-colonialist, atheist, pro-trans, I guess I would be arrested right at the border at the land of the free. Good luck with the pedo-dictatorship USA.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

He will use this to arrest Mamdani, mark my words. AOC and Sanders too. And any other democratic socialist, basically.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Fuck

This is actually really really bad...

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[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

anti-American

Oops, the Republican party is now officially all domestic terrorists. Hopefully they're rounded up quickly.

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[–] Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

America is already fucked. Perhaps we could start fucking Fascists in America and elsewhere.

[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago
[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Welp, lets just get this out there. Christian Nationalists are a blight on the world. Capitalism is designed to keep you oppressed and should be abolished. America has been a shithole for a couple years now but its been on the decline for decades. America #1 is propaganda drilled into kids brains to keep them loyal to a broken system.
Guess im a terrorist now.

Welcome to the Rebellion, here is your temporary pass for the staff room, we'll mail you a nice laminated one with a picture on it next week. salute

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

views

Not any sort of action, but merely holding those views. Are we entering thought-crime territory now?

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Just the Pedoresident cracking down on opposition as usual.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 21 points 1 week ago

Well. Good luck finding such an organization.

Sounds like an excuse to torture and kill indiscriminately until no one opposes them.

Which has worked well for Russia and China?

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 19 points 1 week ago

Oh neato, I can call myself a domestic terrorist now. Sounds exciting. Thanks Trump.

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