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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 days ago

Again? 🤦

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 60 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Any IQ test is hard for him

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

1)When your optometrist is busy

2)when someone hits you in the ocular region with an implement usually intended for playing pool, billiards, or snooker

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
  1. When you are in line for an eye transplant.
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[–] MaybeNaught@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Good lord, he doesn't know how to be discreet about anything. Every topic is a chance for him to try to show off. No one likes a braggart, and no one takes a transparent braggart seriously.

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