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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is suing Johnson and Johnson, accusing the pharmaceutical company of failing to warn consumers about the risk of taking Tylenol while pregnant.

This lawsuit, the first of its kind from a state government, comes a month after President Donald Trump and U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. announced updated guidance discouraging pregnant women from taking acetaminophen, citing it as a possible cause of autism. The announcement set off a wave of controversy in the health care community, and confusion among pregnant women unsure how they should manage fever and pain during pregnancy.

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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Corelation is not causation. What a stupid country I was born to

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The reasons I've concluded why they hate us ND folk:

  1. We are too intelligent

  2. We reject authority

  3. We look at stupid people like they're stupid

  4. We make jokes that non-stupid people laugh at

  5. Society is dependent on us for any sort of luxury

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Stop delivering medication to Texas

[–] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Fuck you dude, do not subject all to suffer for these sins. I'm already on the verge of black market meds and fuck you for tying us all together in the same noose.

[–] Tobberone@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the message I got from this. They've taken vaccines, now they go for lighter stuff. What's next? Cancer treatments?

Probably. The red states need a mass exodus, but leaving family/friends/work is difficult and sometimes near impossible, so I have no answers.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Can't wait for this to backfire hilariously

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

More distractions....

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Terrible decision from Texas.

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