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Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in Mississippi (www.fox13memphis.com)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by A_norny_mousse@feddit.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In retrospect, I should apologize for posting such a shitty article from such a shitty source. I did it for the laughs.

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

FOX13

Well, yeah. Murdoch adding more salt to the wound.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

My first thought was that this happened many years ago. It would explain a lot...

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago

A couple years ago, the US had hundreds of thousands of people getting long covid every month.

Long covid diminishes cognitive ability significantly.

...that should explain a lot

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Because of course

[–] entwine@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ape Escape!

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're telling me Dead Alive is real now?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 2 points 3 months ago

hepatitis, herpes, and COVID in Mississippi? What's the over/under that one of them gets married before caught?

[–] Foni@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why the hell were they transporting those monkeys from one place to another?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

Funding cuts?

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