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[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 125 points 1 day ago (26 children)

Man... Seriously! Fuck this guy. I hope when the Epstein files finally get released he fucking burns

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago
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[–] radix@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I hope the next President makes two changes to the WH:

  1. Restore the previous incarnation of the East Wing, but with a plaque listing all the people and companies that supposedly paid for it, labeled "In remembrance of these individuals that bribed the President."

  2. Leave the paved-over Rose Garden, and rename it to the Donald J. Trump Memorial Concrete Slab.

[–] Steve@communick.news 93 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I'm with you on 1.
But can't on 2.
Everything he did to the White House needs to be reversed.
Then also to the rest of the country.

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Plus eradicate his name from everything. Remove "Trump" from any building his family owns. Redact his names from donations and fundraisers, anonymize them. Basically remove him from history. Undo anything he did and make sure people cannot even know something was undone.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago

I want people to remember he was in the Epstein files.. so leave that aspect of his legacy intact.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

leave his name on the public toilet that his grave will become at least

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The US could pay off the national debt by charging admission to use that toilet!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's definitely an E ticket!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I want to get off Mr Bones Wild Toilet

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I'd keep “trump” (lower case, without any reference to where it came from) as a certain general use word, though.

By the way, I'm writing this in the toilet, while dropping a massive stinking trump.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

we could probably lift the slab and put it someplace. like his library, maybe. Or one of his golf courses.

[–] Steve@communick.news 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
I'll get it for my museum of all Rumps failures. It's something I've been dreaming of. Exhibits covering all his horrendus and failed buisness. From casinos and condos to steaks and sneakers.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Great idea for his library. Since you know… he won’t put books in it.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

We should save the slab, drill some holes in it, place it over his grave and call it the Pedo Trump Memorial Toilet

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Works for me.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Followed by actually radically and fundamentally overhauling your entire nation so that it's better than it was before Trump?

[–] Steve@communick.news 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 1 day ago
[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I'd like to do more than reverse what he did. I'd like to reverse up to Reagan

Rename the ballroom to the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

You forget another huge thing.

Rip out all the tacky gold fittings that Trump has added all over.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Nah. The only place where trump would be acceptable is as a footnote in a history book. Get that filth out of the way.

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[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago

ah, the 'just because i feel like it' defense. truly inspiring architecture, really. imagine the white house tour: 'and over here, we have the ballroom, built purely on a whim. truly a testament to... something.'

[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Rumors says they are working into a shelter under it. I am not sure if true or not

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The right and Trump's own base really didn't like him doing this. This will do as much if not more harm to him from his own side than the goddamn Epstein files.

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[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

~~Obama's going to DESTROY the White House~~ Trump is doing What NEEDS to be Done with the Old House!

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