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In August 2025, two nearly identical lawsuits were filed: one against United (in San Francisco federal court) and one against Delta Air Lines (in Brooklyn federal court). They claim that each airline sold more than one million “window seats” on aircraft such as the Boeing 737, Boeing 757, and Airbus A321, many of which are next to blank fuselage walls rather than windows.

Passengers say they paid seat-selection fees (commonly $30 to $100+) expecting a view, sunlight, or the comfort of a genuine window seat — and say they would not have booked or paid extra had they known the seat lacked a window.

As reported by Reuters, United’s filing argues that it never promised a view when it used the label “window” for a seat. According to the airline, “window” refers only to the seat’s location next to the aircraft wall, not a guarantee of an exterior view.

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[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They’d be right if that’s how people referred to the outer seats, but it’s not. It’s not like “boneless chicken wings” where you know it’s not an actual deboned chicken wing. There is no question that people say window seat to mean a seat next to a window and not the opposite of an aisle seat.

[–] southernbrewer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

wait what? What's a boneless chicken wing then?

(Don't think I've ever heard that phrase but I'd assume it's a chicken wing with the bones removed)

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Boneless wings are breast meat that has been shaped to look like bone-in meat. That’s why it’s called a boneless wing, not because it’s literally a deboned wing.

Edit: clarified the shape

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[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Change the naming from “window seat” to “bulkhead seat”…

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ought to call them skin seats since they're next to the planes skin

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Maybe they should use AI to tell them what a fucking window is. If it only promises a fuselage seat then it should say fuselage seat and not window seat. Friggin scammers.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

What's beside the aisle seats? Could it perchance be aisle on every single one? Hmm.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

ZSSK seems to think the same:

No indication there's no windows (same for the single seat at the end) during selection. In the cart it even mentions the window. You just... gotta know the train already.
The image is stolen from this video, I don't have one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGXdAn54eAc

Hey, I also bought a ticket where the description said "seat next to the table", and there was none, though to be fair the diagram did not show it, just howering the mouse above the seat did. Also 1st class in that case.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

why do people even use this company? I dont think i have ever read anything positive about it.

[–] DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They break guitars, for one. That's literally their company policy.

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Window seat?? No no, we said widow seat.

[–] COASTER1921@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

As someone who picks a window seat specifically for the view I agree the airline websites need to make this clearer but it's super common to allow for air ducts in the plane. If you check the seat map on Aerolopa this is easily avoided (except when there's an aircraft swap). Avoid SeatGuru, it's often very outdated and even when correct for seats the window positions are incorrect.

[–] FunkFactory@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

In any case if you're on a flight longer than a couple hours you're not allowed to open them anyway, they make you keep em shut so people can nap 🙈 But it's fun to look out for the takeoff and landing. But the planes that tint the windows are the best.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Nah you're still allowed to open them to smoke

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