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In August 2025, two nearly identical lawsuits were filed: one against United (in San Francisco federal court) and one against Delta Air Lines (in Brooklyn federal court). They claim that each airline sold more than one million “window seats” on aircraft such as the Boeing 737, Boeing 757, and Airbus A321, many of which are next to blank fuselage walls rather than windows.

Passengers say they paid seat-selection fees (commonly $30 to $100+) expecting a view, sunlight, or the comfort of a genuine window seat — and say they would not have booked or paid extra had they known the seat lacked a window.

As reported by Reuters, United’s filing argues that it never promised a view when it used the label “window” for a seat. According to the airline, “window” refers only to the seat’s location next to the aircraft wall, not a guarantee of an exterior view.

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[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Window seat?? No no, we said widow seat.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This wouldn't be a problem if they left the seats where they were from the factory instead of squashing them all as close together as possible.

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[–] henfredemars@lemdro.id 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I’ve had this happen to me and I did feel like it was kind of a rip off. They should rename the seat to wall seat and be done with it.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ought to call them skin seats since they're next to the planes skin

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago

This does seem like the worst seat option unless you really just want to sleep and even then you can get it with window and pulling the shade down. Its like obstructed view seating. Honestly even the isle on that row should be notified of the lack of a window.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago

It literally does. Otherwise we would call it a fuselage seat.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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Maga gutted consumer protections have consequences

[–] FunkFactory@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

In any case if you're on a flight longer than a couple hours you're not allowed to open them anyway, they make you keep em shut so people can nap 🙈 But it's fun to look out for the takeoff and landing. But the planes that tint the windows are the best.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Nah you're still allowed to open them to smoke

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On one hand: for me, as an aisle-seat-preferer, the draw of a window seat is simply not having a meatbag on both sides of me.

On the other hand: yeah it’s definitely false advertising.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

ZSSK seems to think the same:

No indication there's no windows (same for the single seat at the end) during selection. In the cart it even mentions the window. You just... gotta know the train already.
The image is stolen from this video, I don't have one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGXdAn54eAc

Hey, I also bought a ticket where the description said "seat next to the table", and there was none, though to be fair the diagram did not show it, just howering the mouse above the seat did. Also 1st class in that case.

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