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This New AI-Powered App Lets Users Chat With Jesus, Mary, The Apostles — And Even Satan (allthatsinteresting.com)

submitted 2 months ago by zabadoh@ani.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Interesting roster

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

What does it say about immigrants?

[–] tal@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Chat With Jesus, Mary, The Apostles — And Even Satan

Most of those people were likely illiterate, and wouldn't have been able to write the chat messages. You're gonna get about as much out of Jesus on the other end of a chat program as you would a cat walking across the keyboard.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Meow? :3

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I wonder if it calls out shit that goes against Jesus's teachings.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Some one should ask it… “since you only got chromosomes from Marry, and assuming she wasn’t intersex, does that make you trans?”

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Hey Jesus, show me a seahorse emoji

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just when you thought AI couldn't play any deeper into the delusions of the stupid and gullible. Bravo AI. Now excuse me while I go lay down on some train tracks.

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[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We are doomed as a species.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, so let's enjoy the time we got left! Now where's my baby seal club?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

,,,,,♥️ back you.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Satan you say?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Famously simple and uncontroversial thing to do, interpret what Jesus would say in response to any question.

Also loling at Satan not giving evil advice in a Christian app

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

https://youtu.be/U0YkPnwoYyE

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

At what point does it stop being a religious thing anymore?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

No it doesn't, it let's you talk to an LLM that is configured to give responses like imaginary beings would.

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

https://m.twitch.tv/ask_jesus was quite popular a while back.

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I really like the idea that this is how God has chosen to speak with people. ;p

Out with burning bushes in and in with AI.

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