Please hire me at this fabulous company
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2025
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We're lookin 4 ninja kneecappers with 5+ years experience
No, "ninja" is not some HR lingo, we expect u 2 come with ur own katana
and if they're a really good ninja, you won't even know they're there. lol
Monday blues is just withdrawal symptoms from the weekend binge now.
Everyday is a new hangover.
In Russia, you abuse substances.
сука блядь
You gotta find a good job where you can still get high at work, then it’s not so bad
Office works great. As an accountant and wake and bake with mid job hits. It works great.
Same. I’m in sales, pretty much just get high and bullshit with people all day
Is that a Lada 110?
looks like they borrowed the headlights from the Citroën Xantia when they designed it
this image goes hard
still better and more fullfilling than work.
probably more productive too.
I was going to do this and then I got fired.
Hola comrade.
¿Porque no los dos?
I would just hang
*using