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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] kingshrubb@lemmy.ml 117 points 4 days ago (14 children)

This guy seems like a real scrotum.

[–] Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 days ago

"We are so back..." (wards)

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 days ago (5 children)

"Women, back to kitchen"

Lmao, my dad cooks better than my mom, and my mom can't even cook, and she happens to make the most money. Did I grow up in an inverted household?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 15 points 4 days ago

Bro seriously! Also cooking for yourself is rewarding in its own right. Like it is literally part of being a complete person. Also guaranteed this fucker would never talk like this IRL.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

you are being oppressed. do not resist us. you will be freed from your oppression.

*I grew up similarly to you

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

He should been hurt way more.

[–] EponymousBosh@awful.systems 6 points 3 days ago

Hemp farmers, back to the unemployment office...

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

No he isn't. Scrotums are useful.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This has got to be a satire account ?

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

You could say that about the entire US

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

How does he believe these things and yet also choose to sell weed?

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 252 points 4 days ago (4 children)

"My side fucked me, so I won't vote for anyone for a couple of years. That'll learn 'em."

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 95 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

Focusing on cannabis since the guy is complaining about his hemp farm.

The Democrats here in Ohio have done fuck all to protect the decriminalized cannabis that we voted in support of by 60% back in 2023 (same with abortion the same day). Republicans immediatly set to work to limit home growth and how much you can buy. Did the Democrats run ads in Ohio about how they were going to protect our right to grow and consume cannabis? Did they talk about how Republicans were going to roll back the provisions we all agreed on? No. They ran ads about how they were going to help Trump hurt trans kids and "secure the border" here in Ohio. The Democrats and Republicans have lost all credibility with everyone that isn't a die-hard supporter of the parties. People stop voting when they feel like neither party cares about their interests.

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Yeah, I keep hearing about how useless the dems are. I dunno what you guys can possibly do to fix things over there tbh. So I understand feeling hopeless.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Americans are odd. They complain about "both sides" but a lot of them don't participate in primary elections.

There are definitely problems with the way the parties pick candidates but the primary is by far the more important election for those that consistently vote for the same party.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 15 points 4 days ago (6 children)

It's a Charlie Brown and the football situation. You can only fall for the same bait and switch so many times before you just give up. In a democracy it leads to voter apathy. And primaries are poorly run. If it isn't a prominent one, you likely won't find much information on the candidates prior to the primary election, and for the president, they sre pretty much decided by 4th one so if you're state does a later primary, chances are that your preferred candidate has already dropped out by the time you can actually vote for them.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 days ago

These people have been so brain broken that they will never vote for anyone with a 'D' next to their name.

This person doesn't even need to mention it, it's just a given that he will go right to not voting (which I'll take as a win).

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean this was the unironic sentiment around here in the months leading up to the 2024 election.

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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 154 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I love how the only option in his mind is to not vote in the future. Not trying to find the party that represents him, or vote for the other party that protects his views, but just give up entirely on democracy cause of one issue.

He is a weak person, a weak american, and is one of the problems with this country.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 85 points 4 days ago (2 children)

But the thing is he will totally vote in 2028.

He will either have simply forgotten, or the republicans will have fabricated some new crisis by then and he will tell himself "well I have to vote or the democrats will force everyone to be non binary and polyamorous!!!"

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[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago

The crazy thing about this piece of shit, is that he has so much hate for marginalized people, that even though he is actively being fucked by what he voted for, he can't even bring himself to lying and saying that he will vote for the opposing party, and of course in reality will continue to vote for fucking himself because he hopes it fucks the marginalized more.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 138 points 4 days ago

Aww. You mean the conman affected you personally? What kind of vile person hopes that the conman will fuck everyone else except them. Ugh. Fuck this shit

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 61 points 4 days ago

Translation: "The government I voted for on the promise of hurting other people ended up hurting me as well so as a consequence I'm going to abstain from any collective decision making for the foreseeable future, that'll show 'em!

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 89 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I will not be voting

Most intelligent Republican lmao

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Well, of course they couldn't try to stop this in the future. Best we can hope for is them to pretend not to support it, briefly. This dipshit will vote republican in perpetuity

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 75 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Its win win for the Goofy Old Phuckers. This ignorant(?) fool votes for his golden calf. Gets mad because that calf fucks him up. His solution is to not vote. Not to vote out the people that screwed him over but just not vote. So is it ignorance or stupidity.

I say why not both.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 64 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Notice he's not mad about anything else? This dude loves the GOP, just mad they screwed him over. He'll vote for em again the moment they promise to kill 20 browns, Jews or gays

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 days ago

Most people have surprisingly short memories. Despite what he says he will likely vote for them again because Fox News or Rogan or whatever will wind him up about something and that will be top of mind.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm so disgusted that these people have the gall to call themselves patriots.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They've redefined the term patriot in my head to mean "racist traitor"

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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

that's quite a turn to take between February and Dodecember

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

These people are racist goldfish. As soon as the GOP dangles keys in his face again he'll believe everything they say.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

its always the doucebag with a profile of half nekkid gym bodies to show thier manliness or machismo)(that isnt promoting a fitness influence). t

Or in their car wearing sunglasses.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago

U guysez destroyed my fucking life and my country. But I'm still kind of a brain washed pussy, so I won't actually vote against you...

That's the most Republican sentiment I've ever seen, lol

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

"We are so back."

To what, 1929?

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You'll be lucky to be voting, Evan.

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[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (5 children)

They really think they will ever vote again 🤣

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[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I mean, at least nobody is getting a buzz from a gummy anymore. Got to think of what is important.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Lol. Good.

The less money this freak and his family have, the less money they can donate to child rapists and child rapist enablers.

Bonus points for this dipshit admitting he'll not vote instead of voting for anyone other than Republicans.

LOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!!!!

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 13 points 4 days ago

The leopards will never go hungry for faces with these jackasses around.

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