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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Be nice to this guy. He voted for racism, not to be poor. /s

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Oh no! Not the day you voted for! Anything but that!

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago
[–] zd9@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago
[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Something something, judge a tree by its fruits, something something.

Also, lumber empire?

... 50 employees?

Weyerhauser would laugh, if they even knew this person existed.

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If only someone could have told them this was going to happen.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions!

[–] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

Votes Trump even after this.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

To hear nature in a sawmill instead of machines… for any lumberman, that’s unnatural

This man hated nature so much that he made a career out of cutting it down, apparently. He heard birds instead of chainsaws for the first time and freaked out

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago
[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Dumbest people on earth

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Never get to read any of the "I voted for Trump, now I've got a six figure income bashing in the heads of migrants and doing a little light child sex trafficking on the side. Life has never been better" articles, even though I'm confident there's at least as many of the latter.

If this guy can't turn a profit in an unprecedented period of unregulated clear cutting and skyrocketing lumber prices... Idk. Maybe he just didn't want it enough.

But this fiction of the "Sad Trumper" has got to be tempered by reality. There's a line around the block of Andrew Tates and Changpeng Zhaos who are loving a fellow scammer nonce in the White House.

[–] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Never get to read any of the "I voted for Trump, now I've got a six figure income bashing in the heads of migrants and doing a little light child sex trafficking on the side. Life has never been better" articles, even though I'm confident there's at least as many of the latter.

Its ICE hires, they just wont put their names on it

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