unabart

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

2 superfats didn’t appreciate this comment.

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Wegovy Grimace!

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

And then decided the best place for vacation was Canada, who Dumbo basically declared war on immediately after taking office.

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

No way that dude can wipe himself. He’s gotta be using a toilet brush or something. I bet he can clear an auditorium with his dank, baleful farts.

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

“You just hate to see it.”

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Montana is redder than the devil’s dick, so fuck em. Try fentanyl.

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m sad… that it’s only half his business and not every last penny.

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Glad it wasn’t a slide deck. Had every opportunity to be.

[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago

The wife’s Peruvian brothers and uncles can’t wait for this guy to arrive.