"Your honor, social media is dead and the notion that Meta is some sort of voracious global monopoly is clearly counter-indicated by its 1.49 trillion dollar market cap."
"All right. You've convinced me."
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"Your honor, social media is dead and the notion that Meta is some sort of voracious global monopoly is clearly counter-indicated by its 1.49 trillion dollar market cap."
"All right. You've convinced me."
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Thanks to this fucking cunt:
He’s no saint, but he pushed back hard against Donald’s illegal deportations.
He’s the one who blew a fuse when Donald abducted Venezuelans to the torture prison when he told him not to.
Fair enough, seems I may have been quick to judge, but i still have a hard time understanding why they'd take the position they have in this case.
The TLDR I heard is that the government failed to argue that Meta had a monopoly for the government’s definition of a social network, implying their definition wasn’t very good.
The real crime was the FTC allowing Facebook to buy Instagram and WhatsApp in the first place. Their own emails have shown they bought both of them to prevent competition.
Dude, he’s right. Facebook and its shitbag apps are no longer social media apps. They’re just media consumption apps. Any social networking you do on there with your friends or acquaintances is incidental and unintended.
Basically, the FTC should have moved a long, long time ago. But it was hobbled till Lina Khan came along.
We are all living in Cthulhu’s world now.
What a happy looking couple...
... of shitheads.