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Another post from betting market company Polymarket read: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals." The post has almost 14 million views.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I sure fucking hope so. They're way more common than the Roman ones.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

And have you ever tried multiplication and division with Roman numerals? We tried it in math once. There is actually an algorithm for multiplication, but it is a pain in the ass. And division? You've got to subtract and count...

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

You voted for this! reeeEEEEEEE

[–] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 15 points 18 hours ago

Ragebaiting at its finest 🤌

[–] guillem@aussie.zone 13 points 18 hours ago

The fact that this article needs to exist is so sad.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

What until they hear about his birth certificate.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's a joke, right?

RIGHT?

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl -3 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

by using a term that some readers may find unfamiliar even though it refers to the numbers Americans already use

I dont understand this. When I was in Palestine, they definitely used different numerals.

Like, I guess they invented base 10? Or math? But the characters they use for numbers are absolutely different

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

What they invented was positional numbers, like one digit for hundreds, one for tens, one for units. Of course you need a notation for zero for this to work, so it's not as obvious as it seems (see roman numbers for another well known system).

[–] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They use Eastern Arabic numerals, while most of the world uses Western Arabic numerals.

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