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[–] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of those moments I really do Not want to understand words and Just want to Stop existing.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the system is working as intended
we must dismantle the system

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

"Person violated the TOS when they used the magic lamp to make the genie do bad things."

You still made the magic lamp and the genie capable of doing those bad things. That's the thing with intelligence, even the artificial variety. A chainsaw isn't going to get up and begin a chainsaw massacre just because you throw the right prompt injection at it. It may just reply with words, but words have power.

[–] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All problems eventually lead to slowly solving overpopulation

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The torture nexus in the background, blue-screening ominously

[–] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unless I an seriously misunderstanding, a 5$ wrench would be used instead of that "torture nexus" and then someone has to pay for giving shitty equipment.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Well, if AI becomes what it is marketed as, off we go to a simulation to be tortured forever. That is a problem!

[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He violated the "im under 20 and an adult clause"

Mainly because 18 and 19 (and 20) aren't real adults yet.

Personal anecdot: I was 19 at a house party, my house. I got too drunk and had to go pass out. This 17 year old wanted my beautiful handsome boy body. She snuck into where I went to sleep and she put the moves on me. I tried telling her no and pushing her away, but also, I was only a drunk horny teen.

Honestly, by standard measure, she raped me. And thats not the only time... but as a guy, who do I tell I was supposedly raped?

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago
  1. 18 is definitely an adult
  2. I'm sorry that happened to you but it has nothing to do with anything
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