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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Shareholders are the primary reason!

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Republicans will design a car that rapes children to fix this

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

We should jabe just gone with Nader's idea of placing an 8", hunting knife sticking out of the middle of the sterring wheel

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