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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 hours ago

Good to see physical media making something of a comeback!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 hours ago

Healthcare workers now hate this lady.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago
[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Put West End Girl in your Best End, Girl

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 8 points 5 hours ago

It's like bad prophecy: When the moon is full, the West shall be in the South

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 71 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (4 children)

Who’s going to be the first person admitted to the ER because a Lily Allen album is lodged in their rectum?

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 48 points 7 hours ago

Trick question I did that shit last year.

I'm in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 19 points 7 hours ago

That ship sailed closer to decades ago than not.

Spend some time with ER workers (and pay for their damned drinks) and you will learn just how toned down The Pitt actually was.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

For the low price of 19.99 it could be YOU!!

And if you are lucky, you might even get a bit of malware up there.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 21 points 7 hours ago

Corporate espionage is about the get a lot more exciting.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] djdarren@piefed.social 10 points 6 hours ago

That woman is magnificent.

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world -2 points 2 hours ago

Desperate to stay relevant? Just show-buisness right?

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Slpt, for when you need to cross the border to/from an unfriendly country