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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 14 points 3 days ago

I don't care about the fridge, someone save the Danzig bricks, the latest observation is just a small pile on the porch. No longer is it a bastion of evil, prominently displaying Danzig's pact with the devil front and centre of the lawn!

Souvenir hunters is ruining it for everyone. I should go and steal a brick for myself before the thieving bastards make off with all of them, one by one.

The neighborhood too boujie for curb-cycling is too boujie for human habitation.

[–] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We are refrigerate, we are refrigerate, we ARRRE refrigerate!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 2 days ago

You bet your life there's going to be some ice.

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)