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[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

And when the orange turd dies or otherwise is out of office, those plagues should be removed and one of them re-added below the Trump portrait calling him 'the worst President in American history' and 'divisive'

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You people still "America"?

Shit... I'm just floating existing as a human with no flag.

If America wants to kill me I'll walk into the bullets and escape this fraudulent excuse of human life.

[–] anguo@piefed.ca 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

On the one hand, this is absokutely juvenile. On the other hand, why are Americans so obsessed with displaying and counting past presidents?

[–] halferect@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Most countries have a record or a area of photos of past leaders and this is a purely Trump thing, Trump made the walk of fame, it never existed before Trump.

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[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This President is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met! Do not trust hi! He is a fugly slut!!

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

This is Ethan Klein levels of petty

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Man what a thin-skinned little bitch

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

we need to form an alternative socialist government of the united states as a micronation. seriously!

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jackson tied with Wilson for worst.

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[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

What the fuck?

[–] ambroskiznel@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I wonder what they were gonna put under Donnie's picture in 2028.

Not quite the same, but in the UK the last time the UK Labour Party was in government in 2010, Liam Byrne, the chief secretary to the Treasury under Gordon Brown, left a note for his successor, which simply said: ‘Dear chief secretary, I’m afraid to tell you there’s no money left.’ 🙄 we're still broker. Well, you've got to laugh otherwise you'll crack-up.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

It's cute that you think that Trump won't still be president in 2028

like, sure, he'll be dead from being in such incredibly poor health, but don't worry he'll still rule as an AI chatbot

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And then the conservatives wouldn't shut up about it for about 12 years. I got so sick of hearing them go on about that note.

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[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good question. It's real. Crazy times, eh?

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

The fact he can just shows how far gone the us is, yet each insane thing that happens gets only a mild bitching online as the loss involved in righting the ship grows exponentially.

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