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[–] Peereboominc@piefed.social 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why does this person wear his rings OVER the gloves?

[–] vodka@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apparently it's a semi common thing for jewelry store workers to do.

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm guessing the gloves are to avoid getting oils onto the metal, so there's no particular reason not to also wear jewellery over then.

Is the downvote because I'm wrong?

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

No, some people just do contentious things without any real purpose.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 47 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why would you reveal this with a video? Like…this is literally free money for the taking.

[–] tuff_wizard@aussie.zone 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nothing is worth more than clout on the internet.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Probably make more in clicks and adds than they can make buying and scraping a very limited amount of probably-not-actually-pure gold.

Certainly less work.

(Edit: this is the irregular reminder to crack addicts and meth heads- flocke cameras have copper you can sell.)

[–] tuff_wizard@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Oh I'm sure its pure gold. The whole half micron layer.

[–] ILoveUnions@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're the gold store people are selling gold to, you make more money revealing this

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

If there’s only 10k of them, you would definitely make more money collecting those yourself. Putting it on the internet like that ensures that every gold store in the country starts getting those.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The people who made out like bandits during the 1849 gold rush sold panning equipment and shovels. This is the modern version of that.

[–] batmaniam@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well, them and the bandits, I'd imagine.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I actually think the metaphor doesn't really work when applied literally, except in the tautological sense. Banditry was a very poor lifestyle, only engaged in by the truly desperate.

[–] batmaniam@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I think we can both agree tautology works because it works, and that's good enough for me.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago

That was with an essentially infinite supply of people to sell to. There’s only 10k of these things, and putting it on the internet insures that you’re only going to get an incredibly small fraction of the gold sold back to gold stores.

[–] Aatube@thriv.social 1 points 1 day ago

have some charity

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So like… who at LG thought that was an efficient use of resources…? That seems a liiiiiitle bit wasteful.

[–] Blass_Rose@pawb.social 3 points 10 hours ago

It was a very limited run thing. It was a celebration for them being top-sellers. Only 10k were ever made.

And oddly enough, these celebration pieces tend to increase sales further by amplifying their advertising.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Viral marketing time bomb! Bet you weren't thinking about LG yesterday!

Let's see if it pays off 🍿

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Putting the Gold into Goldstar (old name of LG).

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lucky Goldstar specifically.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

I find it amusing that Lucky and Goldstar merged as Lucky Goldstar, then split again as LG, LS, and GS

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago