Goon: To masturbate, especially in an obsessive or energetic way. See gooning. Also, the act of masturbating energetically.
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2025
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I didn't know masturbation was a requirement. I always thought it was just consuming pornographic content at an excessive rate
I didn't know that it had to be particularly energetic, I thought it was all about time spent, i.e. cheeky wank vs. gooning session
I always thought gooning was masturbation without ejaculation
That's "edging"
And here I thought Gooning was just Edging, but for terminally online NEETs
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