President Donald Juan Trump apparently.
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2026
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Don Juan Trump was right there.
Nice! I didn't see it. Wish I had 🙂
Probably the MyPillow guy.
He'll give it to Elon first. They'll probably build bunkers there with US tax dollars and when they start to actually meaningfully be held accountable in the US they'll go hide in them.
I'm figuring that the Tangerine Toddler will declare himself king of Venezuela
He'll probably rename the country.
Something like "República Trumpista y Bolivariana de Venezuela"
That has too many fake words for trump. Goanna need to be shorter and in 3rd grade English.
Fine, go down there and be king.
The invisible hand who controls the market..
God?
IDK what exactly Adam Smith was talking about when he wrote it but yeah the invisible hand..
Whichever high-ranking person in the Venezuelan government agrees to give Trump and his oil barons everything they want.
Kidnapping a president it not "stuff."
Everything is "stuff"
Probably some FOX News talking head.
The most obvious puppet the world has ever witnessed, whoever it is
Currently, the Venezuelan Vice President, Delcy Rodríguez, is in Russia. She would likely be acting as President Anna isn't at risk of being kidnapped by the USA. The question right now is whether the Venezuelan government can maintain its chain of command as the USA attacks it.
The USA is likely hoping for a coup where the current government falls. If that happens, the successor will likely be a choice of the Venezuelan military and internal security ministries.
Could be that opposition candidate or the stand-in, that seems like who the US wants to put in that position
Unless the USA invades, I imagine the process won't be fully controlled by the USA.
The US has said something about being in control, so they might actually invade or do some further stuff to push their candidates
Whether or not she is in Russia is disputed btw.
Constitution is existing VP. I don't see the possibility of pure theft of resources government surviving, nor the US having the capability to directly govern Venezuela. Asking for private US investment in the country is tough, because sooner or later, it will get nationalized again. Maybe the US will pay Venezuela army to steel resources for them, and that would explain the minimal resistance to the helicopter operation.
Trump.
Steven
Presidente Marco Rubio.
Maybe Exxon as President and Chiquita as VP.
Trump
Octavius Del Monte, All hail Octavia!
One of Maduro's cabinet
Maduro and Trump are friends
Maduro gets to escape his country and save face instead of being assassinated or executed.
Trump gets to manufacture a conflict so he can start martial law and become a dictator, and to distract from us learning he came inside little girls.