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Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella penned an AI-heavy blog post to close out 2025, leading to widespread mockery and a brand new moniker for the big M.

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[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 days ago

Microslurp! We make software slurplier!

Agh, could you make it a little shittier?

Sure!

Microshit! We make shit softer! We put our shit on your computer, your phone, your favorite netflix server. Everywhere! We make our shit softer and put it everywhere!

That's it!!!!

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you know why it's called MicroSoft? The founders and CEOs decided to name the company after their penises.

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