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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

He went Full Bonzo on their asses.

[–] phx@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

Needs more bagpipe!

[–] ewpert@lemmy.ml 18 points 23 hours ago

Never let the gestapo sleep at all.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 16 points 23 hours ago

Put the biggest subwoofer you can find in the sewer. Find where it resonates for that house.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 63 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I truly hope they could not pay the drums well. I want fucking amateur hour on the drums. That shit will make anyone go insane.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I wanted to play drums as a kid, but that was a hard NO from the parents.

I ended up being a musician, but I'm still a frustrated air drummer to this day.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 34 minutes ago

We could use you! Join the band!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Do they need a trumpet player? I never learned the trumpet but I can toot.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

We need a wanna be bag pipe player.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty food at disruptive miming. Can I come?

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I still got my recorder from elementary school. Will that help?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

We need 30 more for the best effect.

[–] daw@feddit.org 57 points 1 day ago
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I would 100% drag out my amp and guitar and fucking shred alongside this dude.

“AND MY AXE!”

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

Some Ornette Coleman-style Free Jazz would be fun.

[–] bbboi@feddit.uk 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Impromptu concerts are a classic form of protest. It doesn't even need to be bad music. It's about showing support.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i have multiple loud instruments. i'm in too

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bagpipes need to represent.

[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

All the players need to be amateur at best

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] smh@slrpnk.net 4 points 22 hours ago

I want them to only know "hot cross buns".

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 14 points 1 day ago

This next little ditty is written by a certain mister Ice Tea. See what I did there? Anyway here’s Cop Killer…

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I don't get it. In germany, where I live, it's illegal to make noise at night, so they'd just get the police.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Apparently the police were there. With their sirens on. To make noise. Lol.

That's comical

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[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In germany, where I live, we also have the freedom to assemble. if two rights collide, the answer is not always easy. A quick google gave me an example of people comlaining about a noisy midnight demo, and the police stating that the freedom to assemble overrules the right of quietness at night. Of course the police is not the final judge of this, but at least it shows that things are not as clear cut as you make it sound.

https://www.waz.de/staedte/bochum/article9601112/spaete-demonstration-stoert-die-nachtruhe.html

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

In America, they'd probably just tell him to get rid of the drums, and arrest him if he didn't comply. Maybe.

There's about an equal chance they just bomb into there, throw him around, destroy his drums, and drag him to jail, and leave his busted up gear behind to get stolen.

Depends entirely on their mood at the moment.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

well ideally the police are also doing something about the domestic terrorists holding up in their city, so..

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[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 110 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

We should boycott the fucking assholes at Hilton too

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Honestly that's not a bad idea, but take it a bit further. Publicly list ANY business that is found to provide services to ice. They stay at Hilton, add Hilton to the list, they eat at Denny's, add Denny's to the list, ect.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I heard they all drive Teslas.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I hate it when there's a good boycott, and I'm already boycotting them for some previous atrocity.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

So buy one and return it.

...Through their showroom window.

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[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

I canceled my Hilton Honors account.

Fuck they were SO GOOD for pet friendly travel.

But wherever there was a Hilton Garden Inn there's USUALLY a Hyatt Place too, and they are also pretty reliably pet friendly. Not owned by the same people either, I checked.

Until I discover what they've done wrong as I'm sure its something.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 107 points 1 day ago
[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hot damn. Are they single? Asking for me.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

Most drummers are single. They aren't great conversationalists on account of being deaf, and kind of dumb, too.

Just kidding, drummers are cool. I wanted to be a drummer, but the parents were a hard NO.

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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