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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 12 hours ago

He went Full Bonzo on their asses.

[–] phx@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago

Needs more bagpipe!

[–] ewpert@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago

Never let the gestapo sleep at all.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Put the biggest subwoofer you can find in the sewer. Find where it resonates for that house.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 hours ago

hotel. these adhoc ICE protests are outside of the major chain hotels DHS books reservations for their agents at

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 68 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I truly hope they could not pay the drums well. I want fucking amateur hour on the drums. That shit will make anyone go insane.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Or swing the opposite way. Some sort of super talented prog-rock drummer.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

All night drum battle between them both.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Drum lesson.

Portnoy's probably got some free time on his hands.

[–] paperazzi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

So many options to keep it fresh.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I wanted to play drums as a kid, but that was a hard NO from the parents.

I ended up being a musician, but I'm still a frustrated air drummer to this day.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

We could use you! Join the band!

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

I'm bad enough at guitar to be effective!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do they need a trumpet player? I never learned the trumpet but I can toot.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need a wanna be bag pipe player.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty food at disruptive miming. Can I come?

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I still got my recorder from elementary school. Will that help?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

We need 30 more for the best effect.

[–] daw@feddit.org 61 points 1 day ago
[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I would 100% drag out my amp and guitar and fucking shred alongside this dude.

“AND MY AXE!”

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Get some vuvuzuela going as well.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

Some Ornette Coleman-style Free Jazz would be fun.

[–] bbboi@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Impromptu concerts are a classic form of protest. It doesn't even need to be bad music. It's about showing support.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 hours ago

for anyone interested in picking a lane:

  • rap: here, specifically, is how america is fucked
  • punk: I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
  • funk: they want to see us sad, but i refuse to be
  • bluegrass:

in 1872 my pappy was born on the coal fields of eastern kentucky. his mother loved him even though he didn't look a thing like his daddy. his daddy loved him too. he looked just like the mine boss. you see back then the only way to make ends meet was for the woman of the family to supplement the income of her husband with sex work. but they loved him for being their son regardless of what he looked like. but i swear to fucking god, if i ever meet that sumbitch James Donald Bowman i'm going to break this goddamn banjo over his fucking head for reperpetuating my suffering by pretending to speak for me. because i love jesus, and that's what jesus would have done. he whipped bankers, afterall

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago

This next little ditty is written by a certain mister Ice Tea. See what I did there? Anyway here’s Cop Killer…

[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 112 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

We should boycott the fucking assholes at Hilton too

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 69 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Honestly that's not a bad idea, but take it a bit further. Publicly list ANY business that is found to provide services to ice. They stay at Hilton, add Hilton to the list, they eat at Denny's, add Denny's to the list, ect.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

They all eat at The Big Biscuit.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I heard they all drive Teslas.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I hate it when there's a good boycott, and I'm already boycotting them for some previous atrocity.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

So buy one and return it.

...Through their showroom window.

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I don't get it. In germany, where I live, it's illegal to make noise at night, so they'd just get the police.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Apparently the police were there. With their sirens on. To make noise. Lol.

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[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In germany, where I live, we also have the freedom to assemble. if two rights collide, the answer is not always easy. A quick google gave me an example of people comlaining about a noisy midnight demo, and the police stating that the freedom to assemble overrules the right of quietness at night. Of course the police is not the final judge of this, but at least it shows that things are not as clear cut as you make it sound.

https://www.waz.de/staedte/bochum/article9601112/spaete-demonstration-stoert-die-nachtruhe.html

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago

In America, they'd probably just tell him to get rid of the drums, and arrest him if he didn't comply. Maybe.

There's about an equal chance they just bomb into there, throw him around, destroy his drums, and drag him to jail, and leave his busted up gear behind to get stolen.

Depends entirely on their mood at the moment.

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