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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I love seeing people say "downtown Tokyo." Like, which town? Tokyo is about 10 full cities and a few hundred towns crammed side by side lol

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like, which town?

The duel took place in the Kabukicho district of Shibuya Ward, according to the article.

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

God damn Shibuya and their anime with tasty treats.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, they mean Shitamachi 下町, literally "Down Town" /s

Yamanote and Shitamachi - Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamanote_and_Shitamachi

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

I love people reading titles and then asking for details, like the article is right there lol

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yu-Gi-Oh fans everywhere are crying

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 weeks ago

Explains why Duel Masters was renamed to Kaijudo

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

More like "Yugi, no!", amirite?

[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In case anyone is wondering… “As for why Asari is the only one who’s facing charges, Masuda died on October 12, due to multiple organ failures stemming from the injuries he sustained in the fight.”

So it's because they won

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 weeks ago

There's not enough room in this two-horse town for the both of us.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, how can you arrest only one person for dueling..? Wouldn't you need two? Is this some sort of Fight Club situation..?

[–] werty@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Cheap excuse. Arrest him anyway.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh. Why not simply call it murder, then? Is duelling an aggravating circumstance?

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

duel ≠ murder

“Fighting containing acts of violence likely cause physical harm or be life-threatening, carried out through mutual agreement of both parties at the time”

[–] Soulg@ani.social 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So they officially recognized it as a duel where the other person agreed, but it's still illegal..interesting tbh

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

its like two people boxing, legally sanctioned violence. Most places end those rights at loss of life

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

The funny thing is, if you get a proper boxing license and someone dies, it's the fault of the boxing commission and not the other boxer.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact: Duelling and stuff like that was outlawed in germany around 1500. Ewiger Landfriede

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My favorite related fact is that dueling scars became fashionable in late nineteenth century Germany, so students would get into illegal duels to get maimed in ways they thought made them look good.

This is also the origin of the mandatory eye or cheek scar on the "evil German" character in movies.

[–] NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To add to this, it wasn’t just about looking good but the fact that, in later centuries, dueling scars most often came from academic fencing. So a dueling scar meant you went to university, and therefore a higher rung of society.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

that's crazy to think about ... wtf

[–] dan@upvote.au 14 points 3 weeks ago

Hopefully nobody lands on the same space as another player in Mario Party.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

I really feel like to be a duel you have to meet at an agreed upon time later. That's the key right? Weapons don't matter, cause doesn't matter, it's the fact that you agree to meet at a time and then you both show up and then fight. That's the difference between a dual and a fight in my book. Just saying hey let's fight doesn't count. That's just a brawl. For this Japanese Court to say otherwise is just plain dishonorable.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

How about they get into a thick walled metal box and then someone throws a knife in the box?