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ICE agents ate at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff (www.the-independent.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Sunflier@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I hope the staff spat in their food

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[–] toeknee@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

I hope all their future meals taste like piss and flies

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Appropriate

Edit: it's the song from the South Park Yelp episode. 🙄

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[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Boogers and cum

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

ICE the staff was afraid, and that made them an easy target...

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yow! What a scoop!

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

WE need the Charmed Ones to curse those ICE Agents. Luckily, there's an Instant Karma Spell in the show (s04e03):

"Let Cruelty, pain and evil ways Follow this villain through all his days Reverse the torment, he creates To turn on him a crueler fate' (Just change 'villain' to 'ICE Agent')"

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