that's the gayest thing i've ever heard
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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Cannot wait for the viewing results they will obviously lie about.
tWo PeOplE wAtChEd tHe aCKsHuaL sHoW!!¡!
Featuring the return of R Kelly, performing his hit "Trapped in the Closet"
Just turn off the broadcast when halftime. Turn off the entire game if you're not interested in football also.
Some Rocky Horror shadowcast group is hosting their own Halftime Show because Turning Point USA's own halftime show is too heterosexual
Okay but which event is going to overload Grindr?
I'm pretty sure ICE is mostly pedophiles at this point. If Epstein was alive they would have hired him to run their (I wish the next part was a joke) for profit child prisons.
Oh they can call it a sausage party, nothing less gay then sweaty, steaming, sausages.
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can we help Altman or whoever finish out building a shitty "matrix" sim for these people to exist in, since they demand and value alternate reality? It will benefit them and people just trying to live without being bothered by The Music Men
That would be the best solution and we could watch their reality go to hell in real time.
And there's probably jewry all throughout the show because hollywood and media and all. Sigh. They've really done a good job of mainstreaming this shit.
Oh nevermind it's vaporware.