This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
The year is 1997. A young boy is about to watch a porn video for the first time on a grainy VHS tape. An older version of himself from the far off year of 2025 appears.
Me: "You know, in the future, you'll make your own porn videos."
90s me: "Wow, you mean I'll get to have lots of hot sex!?!?"
Me: "Ha! No. So Nvidia will release this system called CUDA..."
I thought this was going to go Watchmen for a moment. Like...
It is 1997, I am a young boy, I am jerking off to a grainy porno playing over stolen cinemax.
It is 2007, i am in my dorm, i am jerking off to a forum thread full of hi-res porno.
It is 2027, i am jerking off to an ai porno stream that mutates to my desires in real time. I am about to nut so hard that it shatters my perception of time.
Oops the stream hallucinated and mutated into a horror show with women with nipples that are mouths and dicks with eyeballs.
I am about to nut so hard that it shatters my perception of time.
Did I stutter?
I am about to nut so hard that it shatters my perception of time.
It's super funny to me that they named it "WanX" haha
I am going to make this statement openly on the Internet. Feel free to make AI generated porn of me as long as it involves adults. Nobody is going to believe that a video of me getting railed by a pink wolf furry is real. Everyone knows I'm not that lucky.
Fortunately, most of my family is so tech illiterate that even if a real video got out, I could just tell them it's a deepfake and they'd probably believe me.
Who are the girls in the picture? We can do this, team. Left to right, starting at the top.
Gwen Stacy
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bayonet
little mermaid
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Jinx
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Rei
Rei
lol Rei
Aerith
That's Rem, not Rei
Who's Rem?
Character from an anime called Re:Zero
Edit: I guess I got whooshed? I haven't seen the show yet, just know what some characters look like.
