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Not The Onion

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

And the peripheral grift continues

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 4 points 23 hours ago

We honestly need a !notnotnottheonion now...

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

My initial response: "Haha, no one could possibly eat this onion."

My reaction after double-checking which community this was in: "..."

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Stop, oh no, I helped this monster grow into something we can't control. Don't do it. Anyways..

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

“Alex Jones thinks…” LIES!

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago
[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago

That's a crazy headline.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 23 hours ago

Good for him I guess

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