"Yes, sir. Flagon of ale for the child rapist, sir. And absolutely nobody has done anything untoward in it, sir".
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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Why does this fucker get royal staff?
His staff are on record as saying they call him "the cunt" when he's not around. I forget which interview that was but it was a former staff member on a TV interview.
I am no true king.
You do the math. ;)
Right. You're a potato.
Fuck you Andy
Here is your beer “Sir” …
You're just a Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor to me.
Wait until they downgrade him from Mountbatten to just Hill
He is getting used to it I guess. "Sir" is a pretty big demotion from "your royal highness".
No matter what they are forced to call you, you'll always see the contempt in their eyes; not one person smiling to see you walk into the room, ever.
My first impulse was to comment this :
But then...
No son of royalty or riches is a real boy!
Mainstream or street.