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[–] MolochHorridus@lemmy.ml 127 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

So it installs legitimate Windows 11 then?

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Get out of my head lmao

Ha-ha, classic

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 55 points 3 weeks ago

[This could be a joke about Windows 11 being malware in the first place]

[–] blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

This reads like an Onion joke.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

'Cause it's got layers!

There's at least four different reasons this nonsense wouldn't affect me, LOL. (I don't use Facebook, don't want Windows 11, don't see ads because they're blocked, and can't run Windows malware because Linux.)

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Tough life..

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Or worse, with windows

Edit: 2/3 of the other comments at the time of writing are making basically the same joke. I love Lemmy

[–] krimson@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're still on facebook you deserve a free windows 11 upgrade to be honest.

[–] NewNewAugustEast@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Or Instagram for that matter.

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So, Windows AND another malware?

[–] SuspciousCarrot78@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'll take "what's a tautology" for $100, thanks Alex

[–] Damage@feddit.it 23 points 3 weeks ago

I'm soooo removed from this issue it's almost funny

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Stop using Facebook, ffs

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Windows? Facebook?

lol

[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Perfect. Right in the center of the idiots' Venn diagram.

[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago

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[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck Windows to hell.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s a silly malware vector though, because everyone still stuck on windows prefers W10 to W11

[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

The kind of people that fall for this probably has a good overlap with those sick of the "upgrade!!!!" Windows Popups.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

The oldest trick in the book

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s terrible bait, surprised if it’s working.

[–] JovialSodium@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

I imagine a good number of people will fall for this. Tech illiteracy is the norm.

So.... the advertiser is Microsoft, and the malware is Windows 11 Pro. Ohh I'm so surprised

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My Mac and I would like to see it try. Malware? It's a Mac. (Mac malware exists, but this is probably/likely made for Windows.) Actual Windows? Not in this ~~Christian server~~ M2 Pro.

[–] vacuumflower@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

You can run actual Windows in a hypervisor, and have all malware you want for everything inside that hypervisor, and also hypervisor escape is a thing if you have something like guest additions with access to host filesystem etc.

Attack surface is smaller.