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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 213 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

.... shit like this is why ACAB is a thing.

You go to an organized snowball fight, you should expect to have snowballs tossed at you. especially if you engage in a way that makes it seem like you're part of the festivity.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 83 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Right???

They could have joined in, threw snowballs at some kids, and nobody would complain. They're snowballs. As long as they're not grey, brown, or yellow, there's no issue. You'd think the cops would LOVE this game! It's the one time where whites only is an accepted rule! (The snowballs, not the people).

Instead, you have a bunch of cops crying that they had snowballs thrown at them.

The fuck???

If these guys are going to be babies about snowballs, I don't want them protecting the streets! Imagine if there were an actual dangerous situation! What if there were a building with a gunman shooting kids in a school with a gun? Would they just stand back and not engage?

footage of Uvalde plays

.........god dammit. These police today are pussies!

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

And they'd get extra copaganda out of it! Look, we're just fun loving guys playing with kids!

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just a quick question....

what's with all the hate for lemon-flavored snow cones?!

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Picture this, you pock up some yellow snow anticipating a delicious savoury and fulfilling mouthfull of piss and instead you get fucking lemon.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] msage@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

You had me in the first half, you precious funny human!

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They mistakingly thought cops were humans, whoops.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Bastards are still human.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 154 points 2 weeks ago

Wait… I was thinking it was two cops on patrol who got pelted as their beat took them through the fight.

There were at least seven, and they inserted themselves directly into the fray. This was premeditated.

I hope there’s an inquiry into why the department decided to do something reckless that supposedly endangered their officers.

[–] baronvonj@piefed.social 117 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What a bunch of snowflakes.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

“When you compress a bunch of snow flakes, into like, a weapon, and you toss it at cops…. That can hurt our pride! And it’s practically lethal force!”

-that douche.

[–] Shirasho@lemmings.world 54 points 2 weeks ago

So it is fine when they throw snowballs at each other but when they throw snowballs at the police then it suddenly becomes dangerous. These are definitely not the country's finest if they are scared of a snowball, especially if they know their actions make people want to pelt them with rocks.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 2 weeks ago

They went to hospital?!

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

🤣 When I first saw this story headline (not this post) I thought the cops had snowballs thrown at them, not that they went to a snowball fight and got snowballs thrown at them 🤣

[–] n4ch1sm0@piefed.social 44 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking pussy ass pigs

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the evidence was in lockup, but someone broke in and replaced the snowballs with water.

This is deep state stuff.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

It was an inside job

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fun fact, Americas revolution kicked off with a snowball fight.

The Boston Massacre

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 weeks ago

The ONLY way to Stop a Snowball is a Good Guy with a Gun!

-Pigs!

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

The news is just desperate to not have to report on all the ass Mamdani is kicking.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 weeks ago

Wish they'd have spent a fraction of this much time, money, and energy looking for the person/people who burglarized my neighbor's home. Would love to see a time when actual serious crimes against working class people are taken more seriously than a snowball fight.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

People should be laughing at them. The reporters should be laughing at them, the lawyers should be laughing at them, the judge should laugh at them. They are such a joke.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 weeks ago

Pigs are fucking loser cowards

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

I’m just shocked that nobody got shot.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Can’t wait to see these cases bounced by the grand jury the same way as the one against the guy who threw a sub at an ICE agent.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Turns out you can’t actually indict a ham sandwich.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 18 points 2 weeks ago

These people have no business wielding a gun, let alone authority.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

See, now people think EVERY member of the NYPD are colossal pussies.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Imagine going through life so on edge that errand snowball fucks up your ~~day~~ ~~week~~ going on a months now!

[–] Numinous_Ylem@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty fucking weak you guys. NYPD looking even more pathetic than usual...

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

Only in America

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

"Respect my authoritehhh"

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

Should have been yellow snowballs.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

NYPD clownshow is going to need a lot of overtime to get to the bottom of this heinous crime.

[–] db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I recommend rocks next year

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

frozen dogshit is plentiful too, and would not cause injury to officers if thrown at them.

[–] db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Okay this is better

I mean, if they're gonna bitch about it anyway ...

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Man, they solved ALL the ~~other ~~real crimes in NYC?

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Today it is snowballs, tomorrow it could be a minuteman missile filled with nukepalm"

This guy should be in prison, he's dangerous

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If it's anything like their crime solving abilities, those kids are just fine.

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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

What a great use of tax payer money.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

About time they receive worse no ?

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Snowflakes get hit with snowflakes, wind up in hospital.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Could have been worse. They could have thrown sandwiches.

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