On behalf of the Department of War, it is my sad duty to confirm that your son is presumed to have been killed in action. Your son died serving the nobel cause of being a distraction from the Epstein Files.
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and the date of the death will be determined once your son is drafted. lol
It is uncool to laugh at the death of anyone. But this guy has a great deadpan sense of humour. 10/10 would attend his live standup set.
Executing child molestors with missiles is cool and good.
who? monitorx or larijani?
what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and no legs in the evening?
Those guilty of their deaths are in no position to honor their lives.