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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Insufferable

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

These people are all sociopaths, so they have no idea how to behave and speak normally. They think they know what to say so that we'll never guess how weird they really are, but they're STUPID, too, so they really don't understand, and end up saying all sorts of inappropriate nonsense.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

I appreciate the photo selection.

This whole administration is really giving that scene from Harold and Kumar vibes and I hate it. Or, really any scene with him in it lol.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago

I'm more and more convinced, the lingua franca of Europe should be Esperanto, just to spite people like this.

[–] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

He says „i am an idiot“ without saying „i am an idiot“.

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

lol. This guys such a pussy.

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago
[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Shields to Hide More Corruption! The war on drugs is a complete waste.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Is he SPEAKING English?

What is "American"???

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