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Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders (www.irishstar.com)

submitted 3 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

[–] Averagejoe@lemmy.org 3 points 3 days ago

I swear I can never take government seriously. They are wilding out

[–] Fourth@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Holy fuck cringe

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That might be 2026's Best Self-burn Award winner.

It's got all the irony and impact only a stupid oerskn could conjure.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Should assign an interpreter to him that can "translate" his real meanings for them

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

This waves vaguely around is so fucking embarrassing

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What does “American” sound like?

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

A healthy and broadly educated population, which feels safe and secure, is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative and authoritarian ideologies.

They need you to be sick, stupid, and scared.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Sci-fi enthusiasts talk about an anti-Christ, but Hegseth is a true, living anti-Norwegian through and through.

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