I do play some video games and I guess this is nice, but what I really enjoy is listening to music. When am I gonna get an AI helper to listen to songs for me so I can get that done in peaceful silence instead?
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
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There should be an AI helper to pet and play with my cat, that way all I need to do is buy food and pay vet bills and clean the litter.
I wish I could get an AI to hang out with my wife and kids so I could spend more time creating shareholder value.
Who even wants this?
Microsoft execs eager for a bonus.
People who are stuck on a boss and can’t get past it.
is that even fun though? part of what makes a difficult boss fight so satisfying is when you finally DO beat it
Sure, if you're a masochist. Not everyone has the time/energy/willpower to not even get close to finishing a boss after 50 attempts and need to do another 150 more. I can't tell you how many games I've completely given up on because one specific boss does something that I just can't manage.
Huh. If I don't like a game I just don't play it.
why did you choose to call yourself a "fuckwit" on lemmy
Someone submitted it into a form at work like 10 years ago.
I’d rather stop playing than have an AI finish it for me.
I would rather pay another human being to TeamViewer in and beat the boss.
Good Lord.
Good god! Interacting with other people!? Ew!
I don't like people but I like them more than I like AI.
I also grew up in the 80's when you'd ask an older sibling to beat the boss for you.
How would the assistant "proceed to chat and guide the user through the process of acquiring the gem", if it already took "control from the player"? 🤔
i hope they sit on the patent to prevent other devs in implementating AI assistants in their games.
New Xbox controller just leaked
So, basically a movie?
!fuckai@lemmy.world
Yoda voice: Begun the AI Patent wars have.
So when everyone speaks about a game and it's scenes, you will be "the what?".
Microcheaters
Cheater mode
If it hallucinates and is wrong and wastes my time, I get compensation, correct?
Good. No-one else can use it now.
Oh man if it could just earn all the accomplishments for me, that'd be sweet. /s