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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago

Send them to the front lines of our war machine.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

Shitler Youth.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 15 hours ago

Why not both? I'm sure you could find a sponsor for the HK Youth...

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So much conservative talking about indoctrination of the youth and here they are indoctrinating the youth.

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Anything that is not THEIR indoctrination is what they call indoctrination.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Including no indoctrination at all.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Wait, isn't Turning Point from USA?