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[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

These honestly just keep getting funnier. Who will he think of next?!

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Very serious country.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

PAUL BROTHERS TOUCHED

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And that dumbass would be better than the rest of the dipshits in the Trump cabinet.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 2 points 1 month ago

I'm really not convinced he would... He's just as much a piece of shit as anyone in the cabinet.

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