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Since America and Israel attacked Iranian Economic Interests when they bombed oil producing facilities, it's entirelly fair for Iran to respond in kind.
No one I care about. Its hard to feel sorry for them since they helped make it happen.
Good?
I would fuck things up so bad out of spite if I was Iran.
incredible how iran is more of an opposition party than the democrats. and i'm supposed to hate them?
Up next:
Oh nooo this is horrible you guys! Not Palantir!
Hold on! Stop! I can only get so wet!
Oh, no! Not Meta! Or Oracle! Or umm, Palantir! Or... guys, help me here.
Quick! Send them the coordinates of all those datacenters so they can avoid them!
X should not be on the list to target!
Please not Palantir! Who will use WiFi to reconstruct a collection of 3D models of me pooping?
Why bother with microslop, they just gave to be a bit patient and wait for the weekly ground zero updates 😄
What if Iran ends up breaking the backs of corporate America? As an American, I'm not against that...
What a time to be alive!
Go for it!
I think I too wanna side with iran now 🤣
Can they can start with Microslop?
Blow 'em all up
I only feel bad for all the sysadmins who will get woken up because of this
I want this war to end as soon as possible, but is this a surprise?
They’re taking on hundreds of millions from the Pentagon, they are military contractors.
I do not think bombing data centers will result in more than sporadic regional service disruptions though. Data will just get routed through other regions and increase latency. That’s what the internet was invented for and AWS + Google run multi zone clouds.
It’s yet to be seen if Iranian hackers can deal any real damage to these companies.
They've already done damage to a us company. Check out Stryker and the stock price. 2 days of no production worldwide.
The reality is that these multi region "clouds" are not nearly as resilient as they seem, and applications that have built on top of then even less so.
Everything runs on us-east-1 lol
There are at least two services I know of off the top of my head that rely on us-east-1, so even if you are using them in another region if us-east-1 goes down, so does that service in all regions (and so does your app)
I'm far from an expert, but it seems like if one cloud node goes down, pay hackers to slam everything with bot traffic and the system is brought to its knees.
Correct. Plus it may not be as resilient as we think. Just because they're billion dollar companies doesn't mean they don't follow the tradition of building systems with duct tape and a prayer.
In the age of MBA management, the removal of resilience such as fallback systems because "they're doing nothing" is the norm.
Nowadays Engineering stuff isn't done according to Engineering Principles if it conflicts with short term profit maximization.
Also even if the digital infrastructure is resilient, what about the physical infrastructure? A couple sticks of Nobels great invention and viola there's now a gaping hole in your power transmission infrastructure or in the building itself if access can be achieved.
Not to mention the diminished teams who are now under resourced to handle their existing workloads. I'm sure they will do great as things spiral because the sloppy work of the AI has increased their workload, not reduced it. As the cracks begin to form on the human side of things, nothing could possibly go wrong. After all, the human element of any system is often the most secure. /s
You just triggered an old memory. Back when I was like 7 I remember watching some type of military debate on some type of public access thing, I think it was military historians and active duty guys talking about military communication over history interesting shit. Anyways something they say that's kinda stuck with me was the worry of degrading autonomy within the military due to ever increasing ever improving communication capabilities and how it may get to the point that units become effectively headless should communications be disrupted.
So what happens when leadership becomes reliant on AI tools and the data centers become inoperable? Because frankly that may be an actual worry sooner than later, or advantage depending on the longevity of the federal government.
American here. Can someone start a go fund me for Iran, on the condition that participants are allowed to attend an exclusive event for the live tar and feathering of Zuck the Cuck and Peter Theil? We could probably raise more money than the tech bros have.
Considering how much they have that's unlikely...
Iran just might save humanity.
Americans sure as hell aren't
we need to be saved from Americans. Very difficult for Americans to understand that they are now the baddies.
I love this idea!! ❤️
Well...we're waiting!
oh no, that's so horrible... 🤣
Well, didnt musk and suckerberg get enlisted in the military for some bs reason for pentagon access?
Not them, four other C-suites: https://www.npr.org/2025/07/03/1255164460/1a-army-07-03-2025
But I haven't heard anything else about it. They wouldn't need it for any access, either, civilians are granted access for various things all the time.
To the front of the line!
“President Trump is not worried”
Welp, I’m satisfied, how about you? /s
please do