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Report: Bridgeport cop took ambulance called for shooting victim (ctmirror.org)
submitted 1 month ago by Beep@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Fucking ghouls

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So, grand theft auto, right? Jail time?

Right....

Edit: Holy shit! He didn't "take it", the fucking EMS took him first! WTF?!

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That ambulance crew should be penalized by CT State board. They failed to properly triage and transport the priority patient. Fuck those idiots.