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Ten Million Tons of Manure In California Are Unaccounted for, New Report Shows
(sentientmedia.org)
They lost their shit.
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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I didn't know I was supposed to be counting mine!
They should check the Oval Office. There's plenty to be found there.
That’s Donald’s diaper. The Oval Office is full of hot air (mostly methane).
Donalds diaper is sometimes in the oval office.
I think you mean “offal orifice.”
I hear when it's full they call it the oval office
I'm calling bullshit.
The shithole discovered a giant hole in their shit?