Someone dared to give the fuhrer the casualty and dammage reports?
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we've always been at ear with Iran. It is joe bidens fault for not ending the war which I will end soon
Like many dementia afflictionados, he sometimes has a millisecond of clarity
Press response should have been:
No shit sherlock.
Nobody has ever been dumber.
Damn Biden!
The good news is we already won! It's over! Trump told me so last week.
He seems to have learned about his wrong ways in the past. And that's probably why he wants to attack Cuba next (attack militarily, economically it's under attack for 60 years)
Further evidence that his brain is like a rotten squash and he has no fucking idea what's going on around him, as he's manipulated by slimebags like Netanyahu and Putin.
Is he really manipulated? By outside forces? His cabinet and the rest of the GOP and hundreds of all american evangelicals, not to mention the tech oligarchs seem to be very happy with his ideas.
They're happy because there's money to be made.
And Trump is manipulated. Since he's so feeble-minded, and never was intelligent, it's now by the last person he spoke to. So whoever schedules his calls has huge power.
For once, Israel was the one to pull USA into the war. He only realized the grave mistake later. Though, he is still an incomprehensible pile of shit.
We are supposed to have checks and balances for this shit, but sadly that ship sailed a long time ago.
the 'wash-hands-while-taco' approach. also blame others while at it.
Duh, ya think?! Ya idjit