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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago

Senile old pedo rapist "thinks" out loud...

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Someone dared to give the fuhrer the casualty and dammage reports?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 15 hours ago

Verbal diarrhea from a moron who's nown gone senile.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 12 hours ago

the 'wash-hands-while-taco' approach. also blame others while at it.

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