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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Someone dared to give the fuhrer the casualty and dammage reports?

[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

we've always been at ear with Iran. It is joe bidens fault for not ending the war which I will end soon

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Like many dementia afflictionados, he sometimes has a millisecond of clarity

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Press response should have been:

No shit sherlock.

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Nobody has ever been dumber.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Damn Biden!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The good news is we already won! It's over! Trump told me so last week.

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He seems to have learned about his wrong ways in the past. And that's probably why he wants to attack Cuba next (attack militarily, economically it's under attack for 60 years)

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Further evidence that his brain is like a rotten squash and he has no fucking idea what's going on around him, as he's manipulated by slimebags like Netanyahu and Putin.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is he really manipulated? By outside forces? His cabinet and the rest of the GOP and hundreds of all american evangelicals, not to mention the tech oligarchs seem to be very happy with his ideas.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're happy because there's money to be made.

And Trump is manipulated. Since he's so feeble-minded, and never was intelligent, it's now by the last person he spoke to. So whoever schedules his calls has huge power.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

For once, Israel was the one to pull USA into the war. He only realized the grave mistake later. Though, he is still an incomprehensible pile of shit.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

We are supposed to have checks and balances for this shit, but sadly that ship sailed a long time ago.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

the 'wash-hands-while-taco' approach. also blame others while at it.

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Duh, ya think?! Ya idjit

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