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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] rozodru@piefed.world 7 points 29 minutes ago

And you helped make it happen Joe, good job.

[–] null@lemmy.org 5 points 28 minutes ago

Clearly this is, uh, Biden's fault.

[–] bibbasa@piefed.social 5 points 37 minutes ago

owWOWOWO what a coinkidink, how do we fix this mr thiel?

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 1 points 3 minutes ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago)

Joe Rogan, like their president, reflects them.

Only the United States could give us Rogan and make him as popular as he is.

The downfall can’t come fast enough honestly. These arseholes deserve retribution for the shit they’ve done and since the citizenry lacks the spine and decency to do it, collapse of the nation is the only way.

[–] gary215@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Damn Biden won't stop messing up the world, right Joe? /s

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world -2 points 32 minutes ago

He was in office for FIFTY YEARS, what did he do? He was a worthless hack.

Is he better than Trump? Sure. So was every other President, it's a very low bar.

But he was not the "good guy" even before he was senile.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago)

"Man if only there were some way to have known. Anyway, I personally saw a kid shitting in kitty litter at a shool. And by 'personally saw' I mean a professional liar told me this and I believed them because I always do."

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 hours ago

Not only this this dumb piece of shit voted for trump, he platformed and proselytized Trump's Conies in politics and the tech industry who are the ones really in charge.

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 28 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"We got him elected."

There were clips of rogans shitty podcast after trump got elected and Joe Rogan was ecstatic saying this shit. I'm not gonna search for the clip but I'm pretty sure he said it, and undeniably he was enthusiastic about trump winning.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 34 minutes ago (1 children)

He also castigated environmental protesters, that's what turned me off from him, although I don't pay attention or I would be well off already. This guy is an opportunist. He believes in nothing.

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 4 points 27 minutes ago

He was radicalized by Covid lockdowns and not being able to do his entertainment jobs. The guy had enough money to just chill, but he couldn’t just wait it out like the rest of us. He’s worse than agnostic, he’s self centered to the core.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 90 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

The same idiot who says these are "soft times" producing "soft men."

We've had "once in a generation" catastrophes every fucking year I've been alive, Joe.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 24 minutes ago

To be fair a lot more men get into the habbit of using moisturizer during extreme weathrr events. That wind is no joke.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 5 points 1 hour ago

I've worked with some really tough man and Joe baby ain't even in the book, let alone on the same page.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 60 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Joe just wants to be surrounded by hard men!

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

With those hard and long nipples of his

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 23 points 3 hours ago

Men who claim they're tough rarely are.

[–] fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago

So soft. I like it soft. Ya. I like it a lot.

The Pillsbury doughboy needs a plowing.

Ava I'm the right man for the jerb.

[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 32 points 3 hours ago

Man if I were Joe I'd be so pissed off at the most popular podcaster in the world for having one of the richest men in the world who bought one of the most widely-used social media sites in the world on his podcast the day before the election to help endorse Trump. If only half the planet had seen this coming and said something!

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 60 points 4 hours ago
[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 22 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

They vote for entertainment.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 22 minutes ago

Its the natural extension of neoliberal 'vote with your wallet' decontextualized politics.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. It's a soap opera to them. Or WWE.

Or just sports... Shit you see asshole act the same way about musicians and actors.

[–] manxu@piefed.social 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

He's wrong, though. The chaos is not universal, it's coming from a single place. A white house with a giant hole next door.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This one? Kremlin

I hadn't heard about the hole, but I'll ask Ukraine.

[–] manxu@piefed.social 1 points 58 minutes ago

So imposing! With frozen-ish river!

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 0 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago) (1 children)

Trump isn't "destabilizing the world", that's been happening for decades now.

He's the slack-jawed representative of those who do destabilize the world, no President can "fix it". That's not even his job. He's not the reason inflation will continue to increase exponentially.

The solution? PRINT MORE MONEY!!! Then, the bubble will burst (as it always does) and our international banking friends from THE FED can buy everything for the bottom dollar (as they always do).

Afterwards, you'll get a few months of "stabilized world" while things settle down. Then the next bubble will come, and on and on, each greater than the one before with less time between... until the system collapses in on itself.

What can a President do to stop that? Seriously.

Trump is a slack-jawed moron, if ONE MORON can destabilize the world, the world wasn't very stable to begin with, eh? Any functioning Democracy/Republic would never allow such a candidate anywhere near the White House.

Vote for whoever you want to, it doesn't matter. None of this matters.

[–] null@lemmy.org 4 points 29 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 14 minutes ago)

"They're trying to stop people voting because voting doesn't matter!" It doesn't take much examination to realize how nonsensical "both sides" talking points are.

Like if you rationally examine things its clear voting does matter, just not as much as people are lead to believe.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 22 points 4 hours ago

Initial image says:

"Rogan: Nothing seems stable. Everywhere in the world seems fucked right now. In all my years, this seems the most unstable, globally."

Twitter response says:

"votes to destabilize the world

15 months later:"

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

NoT wHaT I vOtEd FoR