Oh good, someone is happy at least.
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2026
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End Times already happened, we're in Age of Sigmar now
The Saints rejoice to see Judgment executed upon the Wicked World.
The Saints behold with courage bold
and thankful wonderment,
To see all those that were their foes
thus sent to punishment.
Then do they sing unto their King
a Song of endless Praise;
They praise his Name and do proclaim
that just are all his ways.
These do not happen for over 5000 years. Still another 300 or so to go till the age of Oriphiel. We got time
The end times are always just around the corner.
Yet somehow never close enough.
The rapture is real. They just are going to be the left behind lol. Edit: 🙃 for the bright geniuses.