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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 3 hours ago

For anyone confused: refused by the gas station

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago

Back when he became a temple undertaker in 2005, the crematorium still used charcoal, and over the years, it upgraded to an electric crematorium powered by diesel.

TIL there's electric crematorium

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 points 2 hours ago

If there's a fuel shortage, maybe using it on cremations isn't the best use...