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Jack Karlson’s rallying cry of ‘democracy manifest’ added to national collection of sound recordings that hold historical, cultural and aesthetic significance

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 115 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

From his wiki:

Asked why he made such a show during the arrest, he said he wanted to appear crazy so he might be placed into an asylum where it would be easier to escape.

Apparently he was a grifter and was using so many fake credit cards that an American Express investigator was there and called the cops.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 119 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

so the crime was eating a succulent chinese meal all along

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Less the eating, more the not paying for the 100th time

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Unlawful repast and removal

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

Funny thing is he wasn’t the one using a fraudulent card that day.

Dude’s whole life is crazy, including with breaking out of multiple orphanages, writing plays in prison with a notable Australian playwright, and being tangentially involved with the Australian Manson family.

[–] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So did he know his judo well?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, he kept talking about headlocks without ever being put in one.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Crazy that he admits to it

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He maintained that he was innocent in this particular instance and was not convicted for it. He did admit to other crimes.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yet it was a case of mistaken identity on the day

[–] glups@piefed.social 97 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 86 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q4bPMxeCnos

C’mon, you can’t post this and not link the video

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

Such a proper gentleman.

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ah thank you. I've been meaning to watch this

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did the officer ever remove their hand from his penis?

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did the other one effectively receive his limp penis?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

One must assume that he did not know his judo well for a penis to remain flaccid in his grip.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 weeks ago

I hope this will inspire countless Australians to know their judo well.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

One of the most bogan things.

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Bogan bogan

[–] ElReatonVaquer0@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Jack Karlson was one of the greatest men I have ever known, he fought by my side, from the siege of P.F. Changs, to the fall of Panda Express.

The wounds he sustained ensuring our victory should have earned him a hero's welcome into Australia.

But the government had little need for heroes...

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago

As in cacti?

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Tata and farewell

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

It is very fine ad libertam prose, indeed. Quite. Mmhm. I SAY SIR! Let go of my penis.