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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago

It seems like there's a market for a company that will buy Teslas ultra cheap, modifies them heavily, then rebadges them like Alpine does for Renault, AMG does / did for Mercedes, Abarth for Fiat, etc.

These days those are all subsidiaries of the main brand, and even before that they had a cooperative relationship with the main brand. But, I can imagine a setup where the main brand doesn't support or approve of what the modifier company does.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 29 points 9 hours ago

Who wants to buy a vehicle that funds the fourth Reich?

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

From what Elon says to shareholders, Tesla is going to pivot to becoming a humanoid robot production company anyway, the cars are just a sideline. They axed two models when they announced that.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Tesla is a ~~car company~~
Tesla is a ~~battery company~~
Tesla is a robot company <---- you are here

[–] suicidaleggroll@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago
  1. Tesla is a ~~car company~~
  2. Tesla is a ~~battery company~~
  3. Tesla is a robot company <---- you are here
  4. Tesla is a ~~company~~

One can hope at least

[–] xenomor@lemmy.world 90 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

You got to be a special kind of asshole if you’re buying a Tesla these days.

Not only that, you sort of have to hate having money.

With the cyber trucks having shit glued on them all over the place the company just seems laughable.

If I'm putting down (potentially) luxury car money I better damned well have a luxury car.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 33 points 12 hours ago

Their Q1 sales were actually up over last year. It's insane.

The same kind of pieces of shit that still use Twitter.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Or an Indian. They fucking love Tesla

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm in the GTA. Asians here. They fucking love Tesla's.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Random question: GTA? Greater Toronto Area?

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[–] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 21 points 12 hours ago

I would rather walk than buy a tesla

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How did that happen? When I worked at the Fremont plant, we were only putting together vehicles that had already been sold. Did they swap from lean manufacturing to the normal, wasteful "just keep making shit perpetually" model? 🤔

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They are cashing in production tax incentives and cooking the books. GM did the same thing 2008 before it all collapsed.

Elon was hoping everyone would just forget his antics.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

He’s trying to wrap it all under SpaceX and walk away with a bag when it goes public.

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 193 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

The Sieg Heiling Space Karen genius could not have foreseen this. Is that right?

[–] manxu@piefed.social 89 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Remember when he told his advertisers to fuck off, and then two weeks later sued them because they fucked off? That's the depth of this man's genius!!!

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 30 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

And he lost the case obviously...

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

It took awhile for that to get finished, but it was great to see.

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[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 48 points 15 hours ago (11 children)

Elon couldn't pay me to buy a Tesla. I like EVs. It's not about the technology. It's entirely about Elon. I'd rather buy Japanese or South Korean, thank you.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Well let’s not be too hasty here…

I really despise most everything about him but if Elon were to actually pay me and give me a free car I’d very likely take it. I mean I have principles but I’m not an idiot.

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 0 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, you are. The fucking death traps with doors that won't open in a crash and unless you know where the secret escape hatch is you are cremated.

Tesla just fucking lost a lawsuit about this.

Get that free asbestos sweater while you're at it.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I'd rather buy a Chinese one, but mr Biden made that impossible.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 hours ago

i have a BYD here in Australia.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

mr Biden made that impossible.

Wait, is he still President with a majority in the House of Reps and Senate since 2025?

Thanks, Obama!

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Biden put a 100% tariffs on chinese EVs, making it essentially impossible to import them. not like trump was going to roll those back

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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 15 hours ago

They're already sitting on them, they should finish the job and shove them right up their asses.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 75 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

At this point i no longer care if they lower the price until they're free. They will have to sell them as scrap at a loss. I will never, ever, ever buy a Tesla.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 6 points 8 hours ago

At one point I was considering buying a Tesla. Then I didn't like Musk, but felt I could justify buying a used Tesla, as it wasn't giving him any money.

Then Nazi salute and DOGE and lol, nope. I won't even uber a Tesla.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 11 points 12 hours ago

I will drive a free tesla

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

I'd take a free Tesla. Pull the batteries and drive modules. Scrap the shell, sell the drive modules, use the batteries for home storage.

[–] hydroxycotton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Anecdote:

I was recently browsing an auto listing app for a used EV as I'm thinking about switching to an EV from my ICE hatchback, and the market near me is absolutely flooded with Teslas, primary model 3s. And it's not just "old" ones either. Tons of 2020-2024 models as well.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 hours ago

Used Teslas cost chump change in my country, especially older Model S which is the more luxurious model. Morally, I could justify buying a used one. I still hate the things though. And while I don't care too much about my image, a nazi sympathiser is not something I want to look like.

I'm considering a Jaguar I-Pace or MB EQC instead. But if I can get a REALLY good deal on a used Tesla, I might consider pulling the trigger just because 2 euros per liter of diesel makes me spend twice what my payment on the Tesla would be and I could charge it at home.

Though I do love my current torsen-based Quattro so I'd ideally want an AWD car meaning the ones that fit the bill are about as much as the I-Pace. Which begs the question of which one is actually nicer to drive. Guess I'll have to test drive them both.

[–] 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

there are people in the world who buy new car because their 2 year old one is already too old.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I cant imagine having a perpetual car payment like that. I paid mine off years ago and its great.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 34 points 17 hours ago (8 children)

I thought Tesla was going to start building robots, instead of cars.

/somewhat sarcastically

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[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 40 points 17 hours ago

Hail Tesla model SS

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 23 points 16 hours ago

I figured something was up when I got a call out of the blue from the Tesla dealership asking if I wanted to upgrade my 2019 to a newer model. Joke's on them, though. I'm unemployed.

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